When I hear someone in another conversation casually mention my obsession

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When my friend is trying to take a sexy selfie

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When I do my hair before going out

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That night:

The morning after:

When my boyfriend tries to sympathize with me when I tell him I have cramps

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When I go to a reunion and only talk to my best friend

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When I’m about to sign out an enormously high bar tab

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When I see someone cute

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Expectation:

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Reality:

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When I get inspired to start working out

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At first:

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5 minutes later:

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When I spot an open table at a crowded lunch place

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Hahahahaha 😆

Me reading a group text with all of my best friends

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When any movie involves an animal dying

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When I saw Justin Bieber’s mug shot:

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When I hear really juicy gossip about someone I hate

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When my best friend confesses that she drunk texted her evil ex

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